
Here are 39 quick jokes that everyone, from kids to dads, can recognize.
Because they're very good at it.(*39*)2. Why do geese fly south in the iciness?
Walking takes too long.(*39*)3. Why do flamingos at all times raise one leg while status?
Because if they lifted both legs they would fall over.
Because they have got little antibodies.(*39*)5. Why did the old guy fall into a well?
He couldn’t see that well.(*39*)6. Why don’t seagulls live by the bay?
Because they'd be bagels. (*39*)7. Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella?
Fo’ drizzle.(*39*)8. Why do not helicopters fly in the morning?
Twirly.(*39*)9. Why shouldn’t you invite a nosy pepper to your house?
He’ll get jalapeño industry.(*39*)10. Why can not you believe a burrito?
They have a tendency to spill the beans!(*39*)11. Why’d the snail get a giant letter S painted on his new Porsche?
So that people will level and scream “Look at that S-car pass!”(*39*)12. Why could not the lifeguard save the hippie?
He used to be too far out.
It noticed the salad dressing.(*39*)14. Why does a chicken coop have two doors?
If it had four doorways it'd be a chicken sedan.(*39*)15. Why do mermaids wear seashells?
Because they grew out of their B shells.(*39*)16. Why did the fungi go away the fungus?
There used to be no longer mushroom.(*39*)17. Why did the mushroom cross to the birthday celebration?
Because he's a fungi.(*39*)18. Why did the banana lose his driving force's license?
He peeled out.(*39*)19. Why do scuba divers fall backwards out of the boat?
Because if they fell forwards they would still be within the boat.(*39*)20. Why are not you allowed to run in a campsite?
Because you can simplest ran, since it's previous tents.(*39*)21. Why does the Norwegian Navy put barcodes on all their ships?
So after they go back to port, they can scan-de-navy-in.
Because 7 Eight 9!(*39*)23. Why did seven devour nine?
Because you are meant to eat three squared foods an afternoon.(*39*)24. Why do not cannibals consume clowns?
Because they style funny.(*39*)25. Why can’t a pirate keep in mind the alphabet?
Because they get lost at C!(*39*)26. Why was once the undergo satisfied and unhappy all the time?
He used to be a bi-polar undergo.(*39*)27. Why did Star Wars episodes 4, 5, and six come ahead of 1, 2, and 3?
Because in control of scheduling Yoda was.(*39*)28. Why do timber seem suspicious on sunny days?
Dunno, they are just a bit shady.(*39*)29. Why cannot you tell a kleptomaniac a joke?
They always take things, actually.(*39*)30. Why could not the motorcycle rise up?
It was once two-tired.
Because the "P" is silent!(*39*)32. Why did the scarecrow win a Nobel prize?
He was once out status in his field.(*39*)33. Why must you always wear two pairs of pants when golfing?
In case you get a hole in one.(*39*)34. Why couldn't the Buddhist vacuum under the couch?
Because he had no attachments.(*39*)35. Why do bagpipers stroll once they play?
To escape from the noise.(*39*)36. Why do not runners consume ahead of a race?
They fast.(*39*)37. Why does E.T have such big eyes?
He noticed his telephone bill.(*39*)38. Why did the hipster burn his mouth whilst ingesting coffee?
He drank it ahead of it was once cool.(*39*)39. Why does everybody want to move to Switzerland?
Well, the flag is a big plus.(*39*)
(*39*)Now that you've got managed to wreck the ice, go enjoy your food!
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